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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:25
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
No way
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
No go.
How does red light therapy affect eyes?
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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